Dear Presidential Candidate

It goes without saying that not everyone in the country is happy with the prospects of a military president.

Here’s a discarded note from a dissenter written before a certain candidate officially announced his desire to partake in the elections, and before he resigned his highly decorated office.

Easily detected are the references to religious scripture, so are the references to movies and pop culture.

The hilarity of the threat at the end comes from knowing that who ever wrote this has no way of enforcing it.


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